I can text with my tongue
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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