i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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