windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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