that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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