1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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