and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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