This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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