I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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