just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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