So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
