Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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