No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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