And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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