This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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