threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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