hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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