I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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