You're so nebulous sometimes
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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