I must be too annoying 4 u.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i want to swaddle you in tequila
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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