Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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