have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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Do I have a choice?
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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