Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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