Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
