Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Randomize
