i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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