drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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