Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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