don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
what day is it and did you see me today?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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