just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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