By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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