I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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