Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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