I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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