found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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