Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
