I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Omg I joined a choir last night...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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