your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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