with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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