Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My cat gives me a boner
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
