Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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