I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Randomize
