I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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