i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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