Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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