I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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