and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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