girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
