Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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