She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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