Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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