We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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