Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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