I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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