How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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