dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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