Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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